Savage 2009 4 out of 10 (Yet another bad bigfoot movie)

A fire in the national park has brought something unwanted out of the forest......another bad Bigfoot movie.  Yes we have actually found a squatch in this bad horror flick.   A boring story of an enraged Bigfoot driven out of his forest by a wildfire (that may have been set on purpose) to make way for a Hunter's Paradise construction project.    Yada , Yada, Yada..... as usual the Bigfoot is so cheesy that he is rarely seen  other than some glimpses of a furry mass and trails of blood.   The  retired sheriff gets dragged into the case of a couple of disappearances and spends his time asking a bunch of questions to this bad guys hiding in the woods like he was in a Columbo episode and not a Bigfoot movie.    It was just a bunch of typical made Bigfoot killing people stuff that has been done over and over again without much success.

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Black Forest 4 out of 10 (Attack of the Flesh Eating Dwarfs)

The Black Forest could have been so bad that it was good, but it missed the mark and only succeeded in being mediocre.  I mean the plot was so bad it could have been good.  Some tourists take up a creepy guy on an offer for a free excursion into the Black Forest to visit a Fairy Mound.....what could possibly go wrong????   Well your baby could get stolen by Fairies and you could be transferred into a world filled with the nightmares from those Fairytales you read as a child.  When one of the group was attacked by flesh eating dwarfs in what looked like jail costumes--I thought it could be turning that so bad it is good corner, but it never really did.  It was an interesting concept and I give them points for trying.   With TV shows like Grim and Once Upon a Time doing it so much better I would have rather seen additional episodes of those shows than this movie.  Of course this movie comes from the same production company that gave us Rage of the Yeti and Triassic Attack....so what do you expect.

What they should have done was just make a Flesh Eating Seven Dwarfs movie....now that would have been epic.

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The Happening......NOT SO MUCH 2008 1 out of 10

I just watched one of the dumbest movies of all-time.   M. Night Shyamalan wrote, produced, and directed this mess......He hit it big with The Sixth Sense  and then he got extremely cocky.  I read an article about him where he just sounded very full of himself and I was kind of turned off by that arrogance.  After the Sixth Sense he was hot in Hollywood and I guess that is why he was allowed to make a bunch of bad movies.   With M. Night it was all about the twist and not about how you get there and that is a big mistake.   I was looking forward to the movie Signs with Mel Gibson since it looked like a fun Close Encounters type movie---but it ended up being an extremely disappointing mess.   After sins I vowed not to be suckered into another M. Night movie...I skipped The Village (which was all about a twist --which know that I know the twist there is no reason to every see the film).   

Well I broke the promise I made to myself when I DVR'd  The Happening from 2008  starring Marky Mark from the Funky Bunch.   It looked like it could be interesting and actually started off okay like it had the chance to be a good episode of Fringe....but this script wouldn't have made it onto Fringe.   The movie about  plants turning on humans.....Or  the Attack of the evil Pollen as it could have been titled was just plain stupid.   The story and dialogue in this movie was terrible.   While watching this movie I was thinking what is next for M. Night.....a remake of Troll 2???  Because this movie wasn't even as good as that film.    I mean it wasn't just a bad movie.....it was a really bad movie.....Like so bad that I can't see why a major studio even green light this  "Killer plants disaster".   

Transmorphers: "Less than meets the Eye" 2 out of 10

Transmorphers:  Fall of Man   2009   2 out of 10

Tron  (Bruce Boxleitner)  has fallen off the grid and stars in this really bad Tranformers rip-off...
I mean really bad....The end of the world is upon us as the  "Machines are coming"......With such clever writing that has NEVER been used in a movie before like .     " Go.....Go....Go"  while trying to drive away from one bad digital video game robot in a town that apparently has no people.   Or    "Hang in there ...we are going to get you outta here"  to the injured about to die person on the ground.     "Taste this Tinheads"   says Tron as he flies a helicopter straight at one of this Tranformer wannabes.     It was a painful movie to watch---Epic end of the world Robot movies shouldn't have 5 people running around the desert like a scene from Tremors.     Bad --bad stuff