Monday, October 31, 2011

Long Beach Zombie Walk 2011: Part 2 Integration with Society (Zombies at a Concert)

Never split up....We couldn't find our friends at the start of the Zombie Walk and they got turned into brain hungry zombies

And wanted my brains

The story of my escape will have to wait for a different time


 concerts especially when it is former members of Oingo Boingo  (minus Elfman of course).   

The Stuff Puff Marshmellow Man and Teen Wolf enjoyed the concert as well

I didn't know Zombies were such big drinkers?

What a freak show!

Buddy the Elf was totally excited telling his friends about the show

My Facebook Movie Page

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Long Beach Zombie Walk: Part 1 The Dead are intergrating into society

Looks like Indy's  luck has finally run out

A few years ago a friend and me went to Venice beach to report on a Zombie hoard of about 70 Zombies....They were slow and hungry for flesh.....  Last night in Long Beach we went to check out a larger Zombie uprising to find that they are beginning to integrate with human society. The Modern  Zombie  smokes

They go out to dinner which makes getting a reservation downtown even more difficult.

And we noticed the more zombies there are --the less organized their walks are...The don't shamble around as much as they used to  in fact they stop for photos and check for text messages.

And they are learning to speak better......"Rat" this one kept yelling at us.   "Rat"

Zombies come in all shapes and sizes.....and from every profession

Even Aliens can become Zombies....."Maybe they will think twice about who they abduct"

This guy was going Brains out

With tough economic times the Ghostbusters have looked to expand their business by getting into the Zombie Security business

Zombie Marathon (Poem 9/22/2010)

The Streets were blocked
The Stores were closed
Would they be coming any minute now?
Nobody knows….

They leaned out of windows
Anxious for what was going on
It is a once a year event
The Zombie Marathon

The loud speakers blared out
They were right around the bend
The large group of zombies  
Trailing the lead car

To be perfectly honest the race itself was a joke.
Because running wasn’t exactly what zombies do best
They stagger and stumble 
With arms away from their chest

But with that said it was joy to watch
Hundreds of Zombies 
Mindlessly roaming the streets
Looking for brains and dragging their feet

The winner was always a zombie from the lead pack
The single minded sort that really wanted a snack.
One of the ones that stayed focused on the lead car 
And kept up his pace could really go far.

Once fallen back of the scent of the pace car
The Zombies tended to wander
Tripping over curbs
And drifting over yonder…

Like faulty robots they would just stagger into things
Slamming their faces repeatedly into walls
Meandering aimlessly between 
The races courses  concrete walls

From the windows up above the fans they would cheer 
And taunt the racers whenever they drew near
Shouting insults and comments
Then showering them with beer

The one thing I can say about the zombies 
Even though they are slow
They have great endurance
No need for water…they just go go  ..go

26 Miles in sweltering heat
They stagger and stumble 
On bare blistered feet
Aggghhhhh! They shout
Over and over and over again

7 Hours into  the race ----
And 2 zombies left in the lead
The finish lines  fast approaching 
What could be more exciting ?   Indeed

The pace car just crossed the line
The 2 remaining zombies not far behind..
And there it is a photo finish
It looks like we have a tie!

BAC 09/22/2010

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Halloween Fun Part 2 : Search for Female Halloween costume (2010)

Super Fun Halloween Store Shopping Adventure Time Part 2 : Search for Female Halloween costume

What Costume to get for KimThis Aged  old dilemma sends  us out into the wacky fun world of the Halloween Store.....So with a camera in hand and a sense of Adventure---off we go.... on advice from a friend we headed to Lake Forrest to visit a Halloween Store.... Question  ---which is better a Superstore or a Mega store? Costume Castle in Lake Forest........Halloween Fun
 Looks like ET has lost his pumpkin
This is the Stormtrooper outfit I'm looking for
 I had to stop for a photo moment with the Knight guarding the door
Yikes ....Kids   don't smoke
 Before we find a costume for Kim   lets look at ways that you can embarass your dog  
Party City in Torrance
More Dog Humiliation
 On to the sexy girl  costumes.....Halloween is the time of year when even the quite shy girls get to sex it up....I mean  every outfit says   Sexy Nurse or Hottie Devil...or some other suggestive name....If Robin Looked like this Batman would never leave the Batcave 
 You never see outfits for girls that say.....Bedragled  House wife......Or   But Her Face Waitress... Here are some more sexy choices 
 Hottie Snow White
 Quick break something in the house  
  Hottie Alice 
Party City in Torrance
Sexy Alice
Party City in Torrance
Party City in Torrance
So many cute outfits   and Kim is still undecided......I like the Saloon girl
 Okay  I know I bombarding you with sexy outfits----wear the outfits for the fellows.....Here you go
For Eric
 For Scott
 Great outfit for a single guy 
 For Dennis 
 For Kenny 
 and for People that want matching Gay Lion outfits 
 Kim was still undecided