Sunday, May 18, 2014

Megashark vs Mecashark 2014 3 out of 10





Megashark vs Mechashark  2014

I was working my way through a bunch of bad Japanese stuntman in a Godzilla suit movies on a Chiller TV Godzilla marathon and after about 3 of those --decided to switch things up a little and watch some Giant CGI sharks battle it out.    Megashark vs Mechashark  is the third movie in the Megashark franchise and wow was this 3rd installment terrible.    The movie poster is awesome and I'm always up for a bad shark movie---but this was really, really bad (unfortunately just bad and not so bad it is good like Sharknado was).

The movie stars a couple of recognizable actors that I have enjoyed in other projects,  Elizabeth Rohm  (from Angel)  and Christopher Judge (from Stargate SG1) .  Unfortunately they spend the entire first half of the movie sitting in chairs talking to each other via intercoms.  This doesn't give them much to do other than read bad dialogue to each other.   Debbie Gibson is also back in a role that literally adds nothing to the movie.   The plot was totally predictable,  after all the previous Megashark attacks the government decides to build a mechanical shark to battle the Megashark which Elizabeth's character (Rosie)  pilots with the help of a computer that sounds like KITT from Knight Rider.   Well things go wrong  after a couple of lackluster battles between the 2 sharks   and the Robot shark loses its programming and goes on a rampage through  what is supposed to be Sydney, Australia , but is actually Long Beach CA.    It was just a really boring and dull giant shark movie that even had a dull and boring climax that wasn't much better than the dreadful low budget Super Shark.    I guess I should have just kept watching the bad Godzilla movies instead.....








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Saturday, May 3, 2014

Paul 2011 6 out of 10


Paul 2011   6 out of 10

If you replace Elliot with two British Sci-Fi nerds and you replace ET and his Reeses Pieces with a Pot smoking Alien-----then you have Paul.  The movie is a comic retelling of the ET that tries to be an edgier take on helping an alien get back home again.  
The movie was good, but not great.   


The Cast
 The movie had a great cast of comedy pros which included Simon Pegg and Nick Frost in their third movie collaboration  (Shaun of the Dead,  Hot Fuzz).  It also features the talents of Kristen Wigg and Jason Bateman which I felt were completely squandered in this film.  And then there is Paul the Alien as voiced by Seth Rogen.  All give decent preformances, but it felt like a lot was left on the table.

The Plot
Like I mentioned it was basically a pot smokers/geek version of ET.  The two British nerds stumble across Paul they Alien while out traveling the US UFO areas in an RV. They have to help Paul get to a spot that his Alien pals can rescue him.  It was a decent plot that just should have been funnier. I felt that the comedy was very watered down from what you would expect from a Seth Rogen as pot smoking Alien movie.   I really feel that this movie left a lot of comedy potential that didn't make it into the film.





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Sunday, April 27, 2014

Captain America: The Winter Solider 2014 9+ out of 10

Captain America: The Winter Soldier  2014   9+ out 10

I thought the first Captain America was pretty good....but it was nowhere near how good this sequel was.   I always thought Captain America was kind of a cheesy comic book character.  They was a really bad Captain America movie made back in the early 1990's that made me think of him as a really goofy character.   I really wasn't into the Red Skull as a villain because it reminded me too much of that cheesy 1990's movie.   Well Comic book movies and Captain America have both come a long way.  Post Avengers this Captain America is actually kind of kick ass and this movie is excellent and almost on the same level as the Avengers.   Marvel Studios and Disney have created a great dynamic universe that is a joy to watch.  The intermingling  of all the characters in this universe and directly with the now  excellent Agents of Shield TV show that is directly effected by what happened in this film is exciting.  I've never been a big comic book fan --but what Marvel/Disney are doing is truly epic.



Rundown
1.   Great Story:
Captain America: The Winter Solider had an excellent political thriller plot line that was both action packed and interesting.

2. Great Action sequences: 
A great car chase with the bad guys trying to kill Nick Fury and a kick ass battle at the end were among the great sequences in this film

3.  Great Special Effects:  
  The Hovering aircraft carriers at the end were epic

4.  Great Cast :  
The cast that in addition to Chris Evans as Captain America included  Sam Jackson, Scarlett Johansson and Robert Redford was top notch and the addition of  the new character the Falcon was also great. 

The only thing that probably kept it from being a 10 out of 10 is that once you assembled the Avengers ---it is hard to see an individual film of this magnitude and not wonder why those other heroes aren't involved in such an important plot....  I was surprised at how much I like Captain America: The Winter Solider-----it may be early in the year --but this could be the best movie of 2014



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The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug 2013 9 out of 10


The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug 2013  9 out of 10

 I loved the Lord of the Rings trilogy and so I was sure I was going to enjoy the Hobbit as well (which I did).  My only concerns were the nature of this more child friendly book and the fact that they were splitting it into 3 movies.  The film suffers slightly from both factors. The Hobbit films are a notch below the level of the Lord of the Rings movies in my opinion, yet still a lot of fun.  The first Hobbit movie (although excellent) was definitely more of kids film than the Ring trilogy while the 2nd installment seemed to settle into a more adult tone once it got going.  I watched the Hobbit part 1 and 2 back to back over last weekend, so I pretty much spent the entire day in middle earth.

The story of the 2nd film finds Biblo and the dwarfs making their way closer to the Lonely Mountains in hopes of winning their home back from Smaug the Dragon.  Along the way they encounter many hurdles such as Orcs,  Giant spiders and a forest that makes them hallucinate.   One of my favorite scenes was the dwarfs  escaping the home of the forest elves in a thrilling barrel river rapids sequence.   The scene was Temple of Doom mine cart chase over the top and  looked like the funniest theme park water ride ever.  And then they face Smaug the dragon which was a visually stunning sequence and probably the best part of the movie.  The movie abruptly ends with the dragon leaving the mountain to destroy the town below--so we have to wait a year to see part 3.  Despite its falling short of the Ring trilogy the film is still an exciting adventure and worth a 9 out of 10





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Big Ass Spider 2013 7+ out of 10







Big Ass Spider 2013  7+ out of 10


Definitely the best opening sequence for a Big Ass Spider movie ever.  This movie knew exactly what it was and took full advantage of that.   It was cheesy and over the top and that worked well for this giant mutant creature feature.  Starring Greg Grunberg (from Heroes) as cocky exterminator that gets involved with a giant mutant spider that has escaped from the government.  The spider keeps killing people in interesting ways like spraying acid on a hospital patients face and melting it Raider of the Lost Ark style.   As the spider kills it keeps growing until it is near King Kong size and about to lay its eggs.

The movie has some funny dialogue and at times feels like an episode of Reno 911 if it had a giant mutant spider in it.  The security guard that tags along with him as the giant spider crushed and skewers people with its legs is great cheese ball comedy.   Like I said this movie knew what it was and embraced it and was very enjoyable as a result.  If you want a funny entertaining creature feature---give this movie a chance while we wait for Sharknado 2 to fall from the skies this summer.






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Ender's Game 2013 8 out of 10







The Ender's Game  2013   8 out of 10


Harrison Ford in a Sci-fi movie......I'm in...   Of course this movie which is based on a classic Sci-fi book called Ender's Game is more about the kids than Harrison.   Think of it as Harry Potter meets Starship Troopers (with a little more Troopers)  .   The story follows a brilliant young boy named Ender as he makes his way through battle school.   Earth was attacked by an alien species called the Formics awhile back and has been preparing to battle them if they return.  Although the movie features young children and has a laser tag in space feel to the training sequences, it somehow at the same time feels more adult.   I liked the concepts and the story of this film and if I find the time would like to read the book version.  It was one of the better sci-fi movies of the year and a lot better than Obilivion (which came out earlier in the year).  The movie had a very satisifying ending as well.






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Sunday, April 13, 2014

Starship Troopers: Invasion 2012 9 out of 10


  

Starship Troopers Invasion  2012 9 out of 10

I recently set up my Roku so that I could watch the final Season of Clone Wars on Netflix (which I marathoned in one weekend). 
 After which I checked through to see what else was available for streaming.  I stumbled across this Starship Troopers animated R rated movie called Starship Troopers Invasion.  Yes you heard that right Animated and R Rated.  I loved the original Starship Troopers film in all of its bloody cheesy glory.  I also enjoyed the old Roughnecks  animated series which was early to the CGI animated game.    So I was all in for this animated movie, which had to be better than the direct to DVD sequels to Starship Troopers that didn’t do the original film justice.   At the beginning of the film I felt like I was watching a really good video game….that happened to have animated nudity……Once I got into the films plot I quickly forgot about the animation and just got into the story.   If you liked the original Starship Troopers I would definitely recommend this film.  I know many people that love franchises won’t watch animated versions (people that think animation is for kids)   Well those people couldn’t be more wrong.   Shows like Tron Uprising, The Clone Wars and this Starship Troopers animated movie prove that animation can be a great way to continue telling great stories in this amazing cinematic universes at a much lower cost.   The was action packed with a good solid story that put me right back into the Starship Troopers universe.   I would love to see another animated Starship Troopers movie or a big budget sequel.





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