Rough Draft for Monty Python Bar and Restaurant (that will never exist)

Monty Python Bar and Restaurant (that will never exist)

Monty Python Themed restaurant.

It would have been perfect in Las Vegas when Spamalot was there.

Think Planet Hollywood restaurant but all  Python

Features

Animatronic Black Knight  at the front entrance

“NONE Shall Pass”

4 Themed Rooms

The Grail Room   which will feature all Grail themed art work and artifacts and round tables…Waiters will dress like Characters from the Holy Grail.

I’m not the Messiah Room   which will feature all Life of Brain themed artworks and artifacts.  Waiters will be dressed as Romans

The Gumby Room   which will feature Flying Circus artwork and waiters dressed like characters from the show….  Old Women,  Mr. Neutron,  the “It’s”  guy and Mr DP Gumby and a Lumberjack

The Meaning of Life Room   which will feature  Meaning of Life characters artwork …..etc. 

The restaurant menu will feature items  with Spam in them…(even if there isn’t any Spam in them)

Like  Bacon Lettuce Tomato and Spam

Hamburger with Spam Cheese Spam French Fries and Spam

“I don’t care how f—king runny it is”  Cheese Fondue.

Albatross  ( of course you don’t get F---ing wafers with it …it is a bleeding Albatross)

For dessert such items as  Crunchy Frog,  Rat Pudding,  Rat Cake ,  Rat Sorbet and Strawberry Tart  (well there is some rat in it)

Cool Features would include  video screens playing famous Python scenes,  Waiters acting out bits every once in awhile and waiting on tables in character.   

Loud speaker announcements with Python references  like  for example…..

“Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfernschpleden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shonendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm   party of  3 your table is now ready…….

Or  Silly Election results…

The bathrooms can be located down the corridor of rotating knives.


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