It had been years since the world ended
There wasn’t much to do
The Zombie uprising had been put down.
They rounded the last ones up at the zoo
The power supply to the world had run out
There was nothing playing at the movies anymore.
The mall had already been looted.
We were really ---really bored
Then we came up with a great idea
A new Extreme sport
A Life or death adventure
The Zombie obstacle course
The design of the course was amazing
A wondrous thing to see
People came from all over to watch
Because there was nowhere else to be
It starts with the zip line
Over hundreds of the undead
The contestants are given a shotgun
10 points for every Zombie shot in the head
Next came the crawl
Under a zombie filled cage
You got to keep down low now
They will try to grab your legs
The wall was next
You got to be fast
Once the zombies are released
You don’t want to be in last
Now run as fast as you can
The final section is ahead
Be quick through the maze
Don’t lose your head
It is an exhilarating feeling
When you get to the end
Nothing gets the blood flowing
Like battling the undead.
I gotta go
It looks like the next race is about to go off
Ohhhh no it just looks like Ted
At the start of the zip line fell off and into the undead
Don’t look
Avert your eyes
Close your ears
So you don’t have to hear his cries
How terrible……
Oh my god
It looks like the Zombie cage has grabbed Rob
As if things couldn’t get worse
The zombies at the wall climb seemed to have been released early
Well there goes Kurt
Into the maze goes Larry all alone
“Bang….Bang…Bang”
Goes the Shotgun
Almost there
He crossed the line
The crowd goes insane…
Just another day
At the Zombie Obstacle course
BAC 09/22/2010
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