Saturday, November 9, 2013

5 of the Worst Movies (2004-2008) The List Continues

The 5 Worst movies from 2004-2008:  Too rip off cash grabs, a terrible American Idol satire,  one of the worst zombie movies ever and  a movie about disappearing dog poop.

The Worst movie of  2008    
 Alan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls  1 out of 10

I so would love one of these low budget Indiana Jones wannabes to actually be good.  The poster looks great ---the movie does not.  It was clearly just an extremely week attempt at cashing in on the Crystal Skull.  It was just an uninspired mess that honestly was just a DVD cash grab the same way the old cartoons that you would see at the grocery store DVD bind that would rip off the recent Disney movies.

The Worst movie of 2007  
 Alien vs Hunter  0  out of  10

A nearly unwatchable  Aliens vs Predator  Rip-off.  The Poster is a total rip-off ...too bad the movie wasn't.  Instead we get a movie that looks like it has a $2 budget.  I dare anyone to try and survive this movie all the way through from start to finish.  Even the Great American Hero couldn't save this movie.

Here is my blog about this movie

The Worst movie of 2006  
   American Dreamz     0  out of 10

This movie was supposed to be a satire about American Idol and America in general.  I've seen many positive reviews about this movie and I just don't get it at all.  Despite having Hugh Grant this movie was just unwatchable.  If I want satire I'll just watch The Simpsons or  Family Guy instead of this dull dud.

The Worst movie of 2005   
  Day of the Dead 2 : Contaguim   2  out of 10

This was just an extremely odd, ill conceived  and uninteresting movie.

Here is my blog on that movie

The Worst movie of  2004  
  Envy    0  out of 10

Another classic  Jack Black turd about a guy that invents something that gets rid of dog turds.  I just wanted to get rid of this movie.  The story was just terrible and the movie was just not funny.  Not funny at all.  This movie was a pile of sh..   Jack Black did something unheard of.  He found his way into 2 of the worst movies of the last 10 years.

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