Warning curse words ahead!!!!
Snakes on a Plane 2006 7
An absolutely ridiculous film but fun non the less. I watched this comedy because I fond it darn funny ---and then searched the DVD extras and commentary for some sign that the Writers---Directors and actors were in on the joke. But they all seemed to think that they had made a Horror thriller and not a comedy. I was dumbfounded that they actually thought that people would actually be scared by Digital Snakes on a Plane.
I enjoyed the movie but for all the wrong reasons I guess –because I thought it was so bad its good kind of movie –the (I guess unintended comedy). It wanted so badly to be a big disaster film like Earthquake or Towering Inferno --but the I was laughing as they tried to make it to the other side of the Plane to avoid the deadly snakes. In Poseidon Adventure they have to make their way all the way to the bottom of the upside ship. Here they have about 30 feet to travel to safety. "Snakes Why did it have to be Snakes" Sorry big Indy fan had to say it.
Highlights included –great dialogue. The famous Samuel Jackson line "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane" --other great lines included . The pilot saying "This plane will go down faster then a Thai Hooker"
Samuel Jackson says "Snakes on Crack" Even the commentary track has quality quotes ---including the quite obviously drunk director rambling on and on slurring his words .. And Samuel Jackson commenting --before the Mile High Club topless girl gets attacked saying the classic commentary line "We are going to see Snakes on a Tit coming up"
I wonder if the movie had made more money if like Die Hard it would have inspired its own genre. After Die Hard there was Die Hard 2 (Die Hard at an airport)
Speed (Die Hard on a Bus) Under Siege and Speed 2 (Die Hard on a ship) --Under Seige 2 (Die Hard on a Train) and Sudden Death (Die Hard in a Hockey Arena) just to name a few. Now think of the Snakes on a Plane Rip-offs we could have looked forward to.
Coming Soon to a Theater near you:
Coming Soon to a Theater near you:
Rats on a Bus!
Bees in a minivan!
Red Ants in a Honda Civic.
And Rottweilers in an Elevator!
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